once upon a time there was a world in which time (a nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future) spent was classified by one circle around a magnificent ball of fire called the SUN.
depending on location, this circle (note circle, not square nor triangle) was further quartered into SEASONS. spring. summer. autumn. winter.
it is in this third quadrant that the inspiration for THE LEAF was found.
In its first press release since the announcing of its production, we here at the Imaginarium Press Inc., are delighted to expose to you the cast (and a few surprise photos!) of THE LEAF.
Main Character: JULIUS
Currently Working On: Film, THE LEAF
Previous Work: THE BATH, THE BIRTH
Interests: MILK, SLEEP, MOM, THE WORLD
Has Been Seen: LAB COFFEE BAR, MOMMY & ME EXERCISE
Quoted: "THAT IS A REALLY GREAT DUCK SUIT."
Notoriety: DESCRIBED BY A FRIEND AS "A HOMEBODY," JULIUS IS SAID TO HAVE BEEN DOING SOME SELF-DISCOVERY. QUOTED RECENTLY AS SAYING, "I'M JUST CHECKING OUT THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, MAN," WE LOOK FORWARD TO HIS EMERGENCE ON THE SOCIAL SCENE.
JULIUS; CASUAL IN STRIPES.
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Understudy: "THE FLOWER" (FELIX DaVINE)
Currently Working On: Film, THE LEAF
Previous Work: BLOSSOM (extra), HEARTS TRAMPLED (extra), ECO-FRIENDLY (a PBS production starring DAVID SUZUKI), GONE WITH THE WIND (extra)
Interests: INDIE-COUTURE, CHAUCER, SCREEN WRITING FOR HAUTE-PORNOGRAPHY (known for her lyrical magic in PLANT ME), UNINHIBITED PHOTOSYNTHESIS
Has Been Seen: LONDON, with friends, in both HERMES and VALENTINO. NYC: partying at Warhol throwback, The Factory (Midtown).
Quoted: "GET ME A FUCKING CIGARETTE."
Notoriety: A SEASONED SCENESTER (DAUGHTER OF TREESY AND HONEYSUCKLE DaVINE), THE FLOWER CONTINUES HER PLEDGE TO REMAIN AN "EXTRA" AS PART OF HER DOCUMENTARY SERIES, APTLY TITLED, "THE EXTRA." WHILE CROSSLY "INDIE," RECENT DEVOTEES HAVE SHUNNED THE FLOWER DUE TO HER EXORBITANT SPENDING AT HIGH-END RETAIL. HER SCREENWRITING CAPABILITIES, CONTINUE TO CAPTIVATE HAUTE-PORN WATCHERS EVERYWHERE, PROPELLING THE BLOSSOMING INDUSTRY TO NEWFOUND NOTORIETY WITH ONLINE BLOGGERS. AN UNDENIABLE ROGUE BEAUTY, THE FLOWER IS LOOKING TO COLLABORATE THIS SPRING WITH MADONNA AND BOB DYLAN IN A FILM PORTRAYAL OF WHICH THE CONTENT HAS YET TO BE RELEASED.
"THE FLOWER" LOOKING STEMMY!
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Main Character 2: HERBERT HIEF
Currently Working On: Film, THE LEAF
Previous Work: GYPSY HEARTS, NOIR, MY COUSIN'S CARSEAT, TEMPELTON'S LAST STAND, A WALK TO REMEMBER
Interests: DUNE BUGGIES, SKYDIVING, BUNGEE JUMPING, TAI KWON DO, NIRVANA, MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
Has Been Seen: NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS GAMES (sitting with GISELLE BUNDCHEN & CHILD), FALLING FROM AUSTRALIAN SKIES
Quoted: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT TO ME."
Notoriety: DAREDEVIL, PLAYBOY, TEMPEST, HERBERT HIEF HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD. AFTER LAST YEAR'S STINT IN BOTH REHAB AND FEDERAL PRISON FOR DRUG RELATED PROBLEMS, CRITICS AND FANS ALIKE WERE SHOCKED WHEN "THE LEAF" PRODUCTION COMMITTEE ANNOUNCED HERBERT AS A LEADING MAN ALONGSIDE GOLDENBOY JULIUS. GAFUFFING ASIDE, ONE CAN HARDLY DENY THAT HERBERT IS PERFECT MAN FOR THE JOB: "THE LEAF" OFFERS HIM A LEAD-CHARACTERSHIP OF LITERAL PORTRAYAL. TITILLATION!
HERBERT HIEL
HERBERT TAKING A LEISURELY STROLL ON SET
HERBERT & JULIUS GOOFING
AROUND IN BETWEEN SCENES
HERBERT HIEL'S HOMETOWN.
FULL INTERVIEWS HAVE BEEN PROMISED ONCE THE FILM HAS BEEN SCREENED AT SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL LATER THIS YEAR.
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