The Octobular Adventures of Master Newt & his Emu

Adventures these days always begin with a carseat. Weeeee! Off we go (think Mortimer in Robert Munsch's masterpiece, "I Have to Go Pee"

And so Jimi's Castles Made of Sand, they melted into the sea.

(Julius thought this was hilarious)

Meanwhile, Mr. Grasshopper waited demurely for the love of his life to return. He will be disappointed by nightfall. She has fallen into the antenae of another.

(I think the coffee stop affected the breast milk)

Then there was the dragonfly sex episode. Why not?

(snow white left her mark on poor Julius' mother - she leaves green apples about - unpoisonous, naturally - to demand the most of her imagination)

reflections reign supreme.

(but so do acorn hearts. if you blur your vision, it slightly looks like a heart made of shit. this is an illusion. they are acorns).

tangled masses of delicious peace and quiet.

(title: i love my binky)

the airways are not clear, sally. there is a lot of criss-crossing going on. i feel like the primates are confused about the state of the world.

(stop your existentialism mom. come cuddle me)

okay, julius. but first we are stopping for some Cocktails and Food.

don't you just love when people tell it like it is?

the moral of the story???

Carseats are but castles made of sand. When left to their own devices, the hilarious beasts drift towards Mr. Grasshopper's Coffee Shoppe. This phenomenon has been known to lead to dragonfly sex.

With green apples as overlords, reigning over both shit and peace, love, criss-crossing the atmosphere, cuddles her cocktails guardedly.